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Robotman is my favourite.

Spaz wrote:

Another batch of great updates

Thanks Spaz

deadman75 wrote:

Doom Patrol is awesome Hyp. I too loved that version of the team. By the way, is it to late to join your cabinet. If not I'd like to join.

How about the head of Micro Homeland Security?

bizarro_liberty_legion wrote:

Robotman is my favourite.

Mine too,

Where is Copper from the Metal Men?

I really need her, because I'm a member of the Hall of Justice along with Power Guy. He will write a story about his team, the Titans of Justice, meeting the Metal Men in the near future. I just created the basic plot and he will materialize it in a story. Just we need Copper and we will be fine.

Greetings Mr. President!

And “Kudos” on yet another amazing batch of Micros!

I’ve always liked “Doom Patrol”, but like Joe said… they (DC) never really knew what to do with them.


As to my already lining up your replacement…


It’s not like that at all.


I just thought I’d clue Omni in on just what some his duties will entail.

Besides… we’re all in this together, right?

Oh. Just so the folks at home know… I’ve listed all of the Secretary/Cabinet positions that are still available… but I didn’t list any of their duties… it might just be a bit much at present.

Anywho…

Here’s who’s in your Cabinet thus far… as well as the Presidential Line of Succession.

By the way… The United States Presidential Line of Succession defines who may become or act as President of the United States upon the incapacity, death, resignation, or removal from office (by impeachment and subsequent conviction) of a sitting president or a president-elect.

Not that anything like that would ever happen… it just let’s folks know where they stand… and that’s all, ok?


President - Hyperman

Vice President - Bizarro_Liberty_Legion

Speaker of the House of Representatives – Dr. Microstein

President pro tempore of the Senate -

Secretary of State - RayneKirby

Secretary of the Treasury - Omnis-Ra

Secretary of Defense -

Attorney General -

Secretary of the Interior - Joe the Carbon Knight

Secretary of Agriculture -

Secretary of Commerce -

Secretary of Labor -

Secretary of Health and Human Services -

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development -

Secretary of Transportation – Action Girl

Secretary of Energy -

Secretary of Education -

Secretary of Veterans' Affairs -

Secretary of Homeland Security -


Feel free to update this list as soon as you have a few more folks within your Cabinet.


By the way… as Speaker of the House of Representatives… I took the liberty to remove all the chairs in the both the House and Senate, and replaced them with new heated massage chairs with extra lumbar support.

You know how uncomfortable it can be when sitting for hours on end hashing out the latest piece of legislation.

Shoot… I even included a special switch for anyone who might need a good butt massage too. HA!

Oh. And don’t worry about the cost.

Everything came from my lab… including the bots that helped to install the chairs.

It’s just my way of saying thank you.

So… Thank You.


Keep ‘em Flyin’!

Dr. M


Speaker of the House of Representatives


P.S. You know… sometimes I take these things wayyyyy to seriously. HA!

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bizarro_liberty_legion wrote:

Where is Copper from the Metal Men?

I really need her, because I'm a member of the Hall of Justice along with Power Guy. He will write a story about his team, the Titans of Justice, meeting the Metal Men in the near future. I just created the basic plot and he will materialize it in a story. Just we need Copper and we will be fine.

I'll see what I can do this coming week.

Dr. Microstein wrote:

Greetings Mr. President!

And “Kudos” on yet another amazing batch of Micros!

I’ve always liked “Doom Patrol”, but like Joe said… they (DC) never really knew what to do with them.

Here’s who’s in your Cabinet thus far… as well as the Presidential Line of Succession.

President - Hyperman

Vice President - Bizarro_Liberty_Legion

Speaker of the House of Representatives – Dr. Microstein

President pro tempore of the Senate -

Secretary of State - RayneKirby

Secretary of the Treasury - Omnis-Ra

Secretary of Defense -

Attorney General -

Secretary of the Interior - Joe the Carbon Knight

Secretary of Agriculture -

Secretary of Commerce -

Secretary of Labor -

Secretary of Health and Human Services -

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development -

Secretary of Transportation – Action Girl

Secretary of Energy -

Secretary of Education -

Secretary of Veterans' Affairs -

Secretary of Homeland Security -


Feel free to update this list as soon as you have a few more folks within your Cabinet.


By the way… as Speaker of the House of Representatives… I took the liberty to remove all the chairs in the both the House and Senate, and replaced them with new heated massage chairs with extra lumbar support.

You know how uncomfortable it can be when sitting for hours on end hashing out the latest piece of legislation.


Keep ‘em Flyin’!

Dr. M


Speaker of the House of Representatives


P.S. You know… sometimes I take these things wayyyyy to seriously. HA!

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Thanks Doc. deadman75 is Sec. of Homeland Security now.

As to the new chairs for the senate and congress I may have to issue a presidential veto unless all those senators and congressmen agree to deduct the cost from their salaries.
Hey we've got to be careful how we spend the bucks.

I think the chairs were a gift from Doc. lol Because Sec. of Tres. I never authorized any transactions.

Congrats to Deadman75!

By the way D75... here’s a little info that you just might find useful.

Secretary of Homeland Security is the head of the United States Department of Homeland Security, the body concerned with protecting the American homeland and the safety of American citizens.

The position was created by the Homeland Security Act following the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. The new department consisted primarily of components transferred from other cabinet departments because of their role in homeland security, such as the Coast Guard, Border Patrol, Secret Service, and the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA).

However, it does not include the FBI or the CIA.


But hey… at least now you’re 18th in line for the throne. HA!


Just kidding President Hyperman… there are no “thrones” here in the good ‘ol U.S.A.

And we tend to keep it that way. Boo-Yah!!!


Now… as to those new chairs…

Just so you know… they didn’t cost the taxpayers one thin dime.

Like I said… they were my gift… or if you prefer… my contribution to you and your new Cabinet.

I just want folks to be comfy… because let’s face it… the way things are “now”… we’re ALL in for a long and bumpy road.


Keep ‘em Flyin’!

Dr. M


Speaker of the House of Representatives


P.S. See... Omni knows a "freebie" when he sees one. HA!

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Omnis Ra wrote:

I think the chairs were a gift from Doc. lol Because Sec. of Tres. I never authorized any transactions.

Keep up the good work Omnis

Dr. Microstein wrote:

Now… as to those new chairs…

Just so you know… they didn’t cost the taxpayers one thin dime.

Like I said… they were my gift… or if you prefer… my contribution to you and your new Cabinet.

I just want folks to be comfy… because let’s face it… the way things are “now”… we’re ALL in for a long and bumpy road.


Keep ‘em Flyin’!

Dr. M


Speaker of the House of Representatives


P.S. See... Omni knows a "freebie" when he sees one. HA!

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Let's not let those Senators and Congressmen get too comfortable. They have a lot of work to do to fix the mess the country is in.

Oh… I fully agree Mr. President.

At first I had thought about replacing all their chairs with 6-foot tall, stainless steel spikes… you know… just to keep them on their toes while in session.

BUT… since we all know you to be fair and just man… I decided to go a different route.

Remember… one can catch more flies with honey… than with vinegar.


Plus… we already had enough sopranos in the Congressional Choir. HA!


Anywho… I hope everyone enjoys his or her new chair.


Keep ‘em Flyin’!

Dr. M


Speaker of the House of Representatives


P.S. Mr. President…

My small contribution should also help cut down on all the days off and or absences held by certain members of both the House and Senate.

After all… who can resist a good old-fashioned butt massage? HA!

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Dr. Microstein wrote:

Oh… I fully agree Mr. President.

At first I had thought about replacing all their chairs with 6-foot tall, stainless steel spikes… you know… just to keep them on their toes while in session.

BUT… since we all know you to be fair and just man… I decided to go a different route.

Remember… one can catch more flies with honey… than with vinegar.


Plus… we already had enough sopranos in the Congressional Choir. HA!


Anywho… I hope everyone enjoys his or her new chair.


Keep ‘em Flyin’!

Dr. M


Speaker of the House of Representatives


P.S. Mr. President…

My small contribution should also help cut down on all the days off and or absences held by certain members of both the House and Senate.

After all… who can resist a good old-fashioned butt massage? HA!

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Hmmmmm?? Maybe we should consider adding the steel spikes as an optional feature, with a button in the Oval Office to activate them.

No no no, you need trap-door chairs! You know, with a fire pit underneath...

...Or sharks... or really really angry pigs!

Well Mr. President… I suppose installing a special “Activation” button could be possible.

However… some might see that as leaning on those that don’t share your views about certain matters.

I believe it’s called “cohershion”... even though I’m not too sure about the spelling. HA!

Besides… if that little bit of info ever got out, the press would have a field day with it… and your entire “fair and just” image would be severely tarnished.

- Perhaps you should consider assigning a “Special Taskforce” to look into the matter.



WOWSERS Action Girl!!!

Trap-doors… fire pits... sharks... and really, really, angry pigs!

You’re a gal after my own heart.

Providing of course one could be found beneath all these wires and nano-circuits. HA!

However… about the sharks…

You forgot about the laser-mounted headpieces.

Why is it that no one these days seems to want mutated, man-eating sharks with a freakin’ laser on their heads?

It’s all pigs… pigs… pigs!


This little piggy went psychotic…

This little piggy crushes planes…

This little piggy launches rockets…

This little piggy eats human brains…

And this little piggy went “I’ll kill you. I’LL KILL YOU ALL!” all the way to Rome.

HA!


Correction.

Make that…

MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh. Sorry about that.

I went away for a while… but I’m feeling much better now.


Trust me… I’m a Doctor.

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I'd like to throw in my app for Secretary of Defense. Well not throwing one in actually, more like begging. Pleading. Bribing. Whichever works.

I think someone should do a micro of these. If possible I like to get a black suit with red line on the inside and red tie.

Action Girl wrote:

No no no, you need trap-door chairs! You know, with a fire pit underneath...

...Or sharks... or really really angry pigs!

Pigs definitely

Dr. Microstein wrote:

Well Mr. President… I suppose installing a special “Activation” button could be possible.

However… some might see that as leaning on those that don’t share your views about certain matters.

I believe it’s called “cohershion”... even though I’m not too sure about the spelling. HA!

Besides… if that little bit of info ever got out, the press would have a field day with it… and your entire “fair and just” image would be severely tarnished.

- Perhaps you should consider assigning a “Special Taskforce” to look into the matter.



WOWSERS Action Girl!!!

Trap-doors… fire pits... sharks... and really, really, angry pigs!

You’re a gal after my own heart.

Providing of course one could be found beneath all these wires and nano-circuits. HA!

However… about the sharks…

You forgot about the laser-mounted headpieces.

Why is it that no one these days seems to want mutated, man-eating sharks with a freakin’ laser on their heads?

It’s all pigs… pigs… pigs!


This little piggy went psychotic…

This little piggy crushes planes…

This little piggy launches rockets…

This little piggy eats human brains…

And this little piggy went “I’ll kill you. I’LL KILL YOU ALL!” all the way to Rome.

HA!


Correction.

Make that…

MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh. Sorry about that.

I went away for a while… but I’m feeling much better now.


Trust me… I’m a Doctor.

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Just need something to make sure they all work together. Maybe a little elcectric shock..

Emissary wrote:

I'd like to throw in my app for Secretary of Defense. Well not throwing one in actually, more like begging. Pleading. Bribing. Whichever works.

You got the post.

Omnis Ra wrote:

I think someone should do a micro of these. If possible I like to get a black suit with red line on the inside and red tie.

Definitely a possiblity

I'd love to represent Health & Human Services

nothingtolookat wrote:

I'd love to represent Health & Human Services

You got it.

As requested Copper of the new Metal Men

Thanks a lot!

Just a quick one tonight. Fusion , an Outsiders' villian.

Do you accept another request, please?

I found an interesting, but obscure Superman villain called Zha-Vam.

He will be featured in another Hall of Justice story that I wrote yesterday.

http://www.figurerealm.com/viewcustomfigure.php?FID=10032

Oh, I've seen Zha-Vam, he was on Superdickery..

Also yay, a new masterpiece by President Hyperman!

Fusion looks fantastic, President Hyperman.

bizarro_liberty_legion wrote:

Do you accept another request, please?

Give me a few days.

I don't mind doing requests, but I don't want it to become habitual. I had a bad experience a couple of years back with a guy that I did some micros for. He started making multiple requests just about every day. I asked him to scale back, but he never would and he would IM daily asking how his requests were coming. I had to end up ignoring him.

Zha-Vam is an interesting silver age character and I like the idea of doing a micro of him. Please be patient.

Action Girl wrote:

Oh, I've seen Zha-Vam, he was on Superdickery..

Also yay, a new masterpiece by President Hyperman!

Thanks AG

Don't worry. I don't write stories for the Hall of Justice very often.

I'll call you whenever I can't find a character in ZBB.