Marvel comics VS science

What would happen to the heroes in the real world.


http://www.cracked.com/article_15049_marvel-comics-vs-science-5-most-absurd-superhero-origins.html

pretty cool

Gotta love Cracked. All of their lists are hilarious.. except the creepiest insects... I've got entomophobia..

Thanks for sharing that Joe, it was quite amusing

BLASPHEMY!

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What would happen to the heroes in the real world.

Spider-Man: Read Powerless: A nerd with a deformed and useless arm.

Daredevil: Read Powerless: A blind lawyer...

Captain America: Frozen...and dead. (No folks, Namor isn't real)

Bucky: Dead...

Hulk and Rick J.: Both dead by lethal radiation during a gama bomb test. (you can also read Powerless but my version is better, trust me...)

4F: Check the links.

X-men: "No mutants!" (Wanda, a dirty gipsy in real world)

Wolverine: Read Powerless.

Nicky Fury: Yeah, he could exist among us, in a wheel-chair narrating for the 616th time his awesome moments in world wars.

Black Widow: same for Nicky.

Iron Man: The movie is cool, but that's impossible. Dead by a stupid attempt to remove shards from his chest. (Car batteries are not used by responsible surgeons).

Elektra: Sure, why not. But once dead, there's no 1up left.

Punisher: same for Nicky, but too old to fight criminals.

Kingpin: Are you kidding? He probable exists right here right now! Or he is already dead by extra high levels of cholesterol.

Part 1 is done. Stay tuned.

Elektra: Sure, why not. But once dead, there's no 1up left.

that amused me. xD

oh man, I read that like a month ago and damn near laughed my **** off.

I read this and Lol'd on my floor.